Randolph Carter (Mark Kinsey Stephenson), a student at the Miskatonic University, regales his friends Howard Damon (Charles Klausmeyer) and Joel Manton (Mark Parra) with an old ghost story. In the Seventeenth century a young woman possessed by a demon was confined by her father to a house that stands just a stone's throw away from the graveyard where they sit now. Scoffing at Carter's outrageous tale Joel spends the night in the house alone and is brutally slain by the creature. Meanwhile Wendy Barnes (Laura Albert), Howard's unrequited crush, and her virginal friend Tania Heller (Alexandra Durrell) rashly accompany horny frat boys Bruce (Eben Ham) and John (Blane Wheatley) for some fun and games at the haunted house. Fearing the worst, Howard drags Carter along to investigate. Whereupon they come face to face with unnamable terror.
As more than one snarky critic pointed out at the time, The Unnamable actually does have a name. It is Alyda Winthrop. So there. Featuring impressive creature makeup by R. Christopher Briggs the film confines Alyda to the shadows for the most part. Alas, this sincere attempt at a slow-building atmosphere of anticipation and dread was undone by numerous horror magazines. These gave readers a far clearer glimpse of the creature than the filmmakers evidently intended. Adapted from a short story by legendary pulp author H.P. Lovecraft, The Unnamable was part of a minor wave of Lovecraft adaptations that rose in the wake of Stuart Gordon's fan-favourite Re-Animator (1985). Every decade or so horror filmmakers take a crack at Lovecraft. Around this time fans were also treated to Dan O'Bannon's The Resurrected (1991) and the anthology film H.P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon (1993) titled after Lovecraft's favourite tome that also appears in The Unnamable. For ardent Lovecraft devotees very few of these capture the unique sense of cosmic dread evoked by the author's work. However The Unnamable may well be the most charming Lovecraft adaptation. Of course it is an open question as to whether a Lovecraft story should be charming.
Much of Lovecraft's horror ideology is rooted in the author's neurotic fear of feminine sexuality. You get a hint of that here as the notably feminine creature is drawn as a ravenous beast that savages young men to death. Not a whole lot happens. Most of the film involves characters skulking around the old dark house. However Canadian director Jean-Paul Ouelette, who was second-unit director on The Terminator (1984) and cites Orson Welles and Russ Meyer among his mentors at film school (the latter explains that monologue about big breasts), crafts a nice Scooby-Doo atmosphere with some evocative lighting tricks. The frights never get under the your skin but prove consistent fun. There is a lot to be said for a compelling monster romp with likable characters, something beyond a great many filmmakers toiling in the horror genre. The film was successful enough to sire a more ambitious sequel: The Unnamable II: The Statement of Randolph Carter (1993).
Wasn't it Kim Newman who observed the best Lovecraftian movie was probably Ghostbusters? Maybe Del Toro will return to his At the Mountains of Madness script one day - without Tom Cruise, with any luck.
Posted by:
Andrew Pragasam
Date:
28 Mar 2018
Or maybe the Cruiser could play Cthulhu. Just throwing that out there. I am with Kim Newman when it comes to the Lovecraftian tone of Ghostbusters. However Ramsay Campbell cites The Blair Witch Project as stylistically and tonally the closest thing to an H.P. Lovecraft movie.
Posted by:
Graeme Clark
Date:
28 Mar 2018
Mr Campbell would certainly know. But the Cruiser play the figurehead of a cult of enormous evil and insatiable hunger for power based in outer space mythos? Come on, that's a little far fetched.