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Cube - Insert obvious joke about cubes/squares here
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Oleanna - Whichever side you choose, you're wrong
Principal, The - He's the Principal! Sort of!
REC - One Witness. One Camera.
Road House - It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
Samurai Commando: Mission 1549 - Samurai Warriors vs Tanks...really
Stalker - Not a Roadside Picnic
Strangers, The - The Strangers here are
Subject Two - It's like Christmas every day, but with more reanimation of the dead
Taxidermia - Unlike anything you've seen before
T-Force - The T is actually NOT for Terrible which is a surprise.
Tideland - Gilliam's patented 'World O' Whimsy' miracle compound goes seriously wrong
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